JACKFINISHER
END PROCRASTINATION PERMANENTLY
For $7.99 $1.99 per month
You've downloaded the apps, set the goals...
But somehow, "I'll do it later" keeps winning.
Your unfinished projects are piling up.
Your excuses, Netflix and social media are winning the battle.
You need someone pushing you forward, daily.
Introducing 'Colonel' Jack R. Finisher - the most "direct" accountability system that doesn't take "tomorrow" for an answer .
Jack R. Finisher
THE ACCOUNTABILITY YOUR
PRODUCTIVITY NEEDS
Jack doesn't do "motivation."
He does RESULTS .
At 6:00 PM every day, Jack checks in on your progress. By 7:00 AM the next morning, you'd better have an update.
No excuses.
No negotiation.
Just accountability.
"Dear Chris ... WHAT ABOUT THAT EMAIL that was supposed to go out yesterday, champ??
What kind of mediocre operation are you running out there??
Your feed is probably OVERFLOWING with news and 'productivity hacks' while that damn client is checking their inbox wondering if you even EXIST anymore!
Your credibility and your dreams are steadily EVAPORATING! Put it together son! "
"Yo Harry ... You committed to making those 3 sales calls yesterday ...
It's now almost 8:00 AM and I'm damn sure your call log is as EMPTY as your excuses are FULL!
MAKE THOSE CALLS NOW. Not after coffee. Not after checking email. NOW. Your monthly goals are watching this fiasco in HORROR!
DIAL NOW or keep wasting your time while I witness this train wreck in REAL TIME."
" 48 hours and ZERO updates Kendra...
Either your fingers are broken or your commiment is!
The check-in only takes 30 seconds...
While you've been scrolling through endless YouTube recommendations and hitting 'Skip Ad' on your third show of the day, your GOALS have been sitting in the corner COLLECTING DUST!
STOP THE EXCUSES. CHECK IN NOW or tomorrow's message will make this one look like a LOVE LETTER."
"I'm experiencing an UNFAMILIAR EMOTION watching your progress this week, Elena... You've ACTUALLY been consistent!
Five straight days of completed tasks and on-time updates? Woww... My clipboard nearly SHATTERED from the shock!
IMPRESSIVE, but... remember - momentum is only valuable when MAINTAINED.
Your previous habits are circling like VULTURES, waiting for the first sign of weakness!
Don't make me regret acknowledging your competence!"
The Real Cost of Procrastination
218
mINUTES WASTED DAILY
by the average procrastinator
94%
INCREASE IN STRESS HORMONES
from delayed tasks
$10,396
average annual income
POTENTIAL LOST
-47%
REDUCED: COGNITIVE FUNCTION
during task avoidance
For less than the cost of a coffee...
reclaim thousands in lost productivity and potential
"$7.99 1.99 a month to unlock thousands in potential value and less stress...?
Even a concussed calculator could tell you that's a GOOD DEAL... But maybe I'm overestimating your common sense, so we will see...!"
Consider it an investment in both productivity and entertainment
you can't get on Netflix!
Your New Daily Routine:
⛅ 7:00 AM Last Chance to Send Your Task Report.
⛅ 7:30 AM Jack Finisher's Morning Message.
⛅ 7:35 AM Submit your next task using the link .
🌓 6:00 PM Jack Finisher's Follow Up.
🌓 6:05 PM Submit Your Task Completion Report.
DISCLAIMERS
SERVICE NOTICE:
Col. Jack R. Finisher is a fictional character providing motivation through direct communication.
This service is for entertainment and motivational purposes only.
Not suitable for individuals with anxiety disorders, depression, or sensitivity to criticism.
NOT A SUBSTITUTE:
This service is not therapy, medical treatment, or professional advice of any kind.
USER AGREEMENT:
By using this service, you acknowledge it employs intentionally direct language that escalates based on performance.
You accept full responsibility for assessing your psychological readiness and setting appropriate goals.
WE DO NOT GUARANTEE ANY SPECIFIC RESULTS FROM USE OF THE SERVICE.
INDIVIDUAL RESULTS MAY VARY.
JACKFINISHER.COM | Copyright 2025